30 Funny Instagram Captions For Valentine’s Day 2025

Valentine’s Day is almost here, and what better way to commemorate the holiday than with a photo? Anybody can take Valentine’s Day photos, whether they are in a relationship and have extravagant plans, or they’re just vibing at home alone or with friends — a good Valentine’s photo can be taken for a date with your Valentine, a Galentine’s Day celebration, or solo. But if you are going to take Valentine’s Day photos (and upload them to social media), the real trick is to nail the caption. 

Finding the perfect caption for your V-Day pics can be tough, especially if you don’t want to sound basic, sappy, or cynical. That’s why humor might be the way to go! When you think of Valentine’s Day, you may think of romance, but that doesn’t always have to be the case. If you want to go the humorous route and add a comedic joke, corny pun, or clever word play, here are 30 funny Instagram captions for Valentine’s Day 2025 you can use for this year’s tribute to the day of love.

Funny Instagram Captions For Couples

1. Happy Valentine’s Day to my newest emergency contact! 
2. Can’t believe we’re one of *those* couples on Valentine’s Day.
3. It started out with a swipe, how did it end up like this?
4. Another date when we buy two different dinners and end up splitting each other’s meal. 
5. You’re under arrest for stealing my heart. 
6. “Roses are red, violets are blue, the dog is my favorite. but you’re OK too.” – Unknown 
7. “Wait… they don’t love you like I love you.” – Maps 
8. Yes, this is a sappy V-Day post. Yes, I would unfollow me, too.
9. “I think I like this little life.” – CORDELIA
10. Look at us. Hey. Look at us. Who woulda thought? Not me!

Funny Instagram Captions For Singles

1. Happy Singles Awareness Day!
2. I can buy myself flowers…
3. Not in a relationship, but I’ll take the chocolate. 
4. Happy Discounted Candy Day eve!
5. I guess Cupid missed this year.
6. Over here waiting for my secret admirer like… 
7. ‘Tis the season to get my Chick-fil-A heart-shaped nugget tray
8. Happy Valentine’s Day to the person who knows me best: Me!
9. Still looking for a man with a fiance, a trust fund, 6’5”, blue eyes. 
10. Will you accept this rosé?

Funny Instagram Captions For Friend Groups

1. Sisters before misters.
2. On Valentine’s Day we wear pink.
3. Happy V-Day from Bumble’s favorite customers.
4. Only people I’d share my box of chocolates with.
5. We’re still holding out for @adambrodyy.
6. I followed my heart and it led me to these clowns.
7. At least these Valentines will actually text me back.
8. Hey Cupid, we’re actually all set.
9. We put the hot in hot mess.
10. We would never give each other heart-shaped jewelry, and that’s worth celebrating.

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