Now that you’ve made it through the last week of classes (better known as pre-finals), you’re going to need some extra procrastination tools in your toolkit. Use all of them, and you’re guaranteed to make it through the Gundrise (or at least the first one).
1. Indulge in some snarky laughs and remind yourself why you’re writing that Women’s and Gender Studies paper with www.jezebel.com
2. If you have time during a snack run, thumb through the Lady Gaga coffee table book by the couches at the Bookstore. Extra points if you can find the photo of her with B and Hova.
3. Get into the Holiday Spirit for a few seconds before going back to the books. #whowantsbaileys?
4. To supplement this, track down former Campus Celeb Alex Jordan and ask him about the time he went to a party with Justin Bieber. #itsdatroof
5. If you didn’t know about this, you’re welcome. www.fuckyeahkenyonmemes.tumblr.com
6. Get in a few LOLz before someone in the library tells you to shut up.