Kim Kardashian has always been open about her sex life with husband Kanye West, but we know a little too much now that she has released a sexy Valentine’s Day gift guide.
Kim starts the guide with some affordable, almost G-rated items. She suggests $5 “Steamy” coupons and a $25 romantic bubble bath from Philosophy called “Unconditional Love.” She also added in a not-so-kid-friendly $18 chocolate body fondue.
As the list goes on, Kim shows us that having two children isn’t any reason to let things get boring in the bedroom. The items continue to get more risqué and more pricey, like a $34.95 Fifty Shades of Grey-style riding crop and a $69 silk blindfold. Anyone feeling extra luxurious can splurge on Armand de Brignac Brut Rose Champagne, modestly priced at $9,999.98 per bottle.
This guide is great for people who want to spice things up with their partner this upcoming holiday weekend, but it’s not so great for people who don’t have a spare $10,000 to spend (i.e. everyone except the Kardashians). We college girls will stick to more affordable Valentine’s Day gifts for now.