If you need further proof we’re living in the age of ridiculous food — from made-for-Instagram foods like donut ice cream sandwiches to pizza flavored ice cream — may we present rotisserie chicken candy canes.
Archie McPhee, the same company that brought us mac and cheese candy canes, recently released the chicken treats. If you weren’t already grossed out (or enticed, we’re not judging), check out the company website’s description: “Forget the turkey, start a new Christmas tradition, Rotisserie Chicken Candy Canes! Not only does this set of six candy canes have the same color scheme as crispy chicken skin, but also the same savory flavor with sweet mixed in. Seriously, these taste like rotisserie chicken. (Really, they do!) Each candy cane is 5-1/4″ tall with roasted chicken-colored yellow and brown stripes.”
Yes, the candy canes are even the same color as chicken.
If you want to try the treats, you better act fast. According to Archie McPhee’s website, the candy canes are extremely popular. Customers are limited to a maximum of five boxes.
If rotisserie chicken isn’t your thing, perhaps clams, bacon, or pickles are. Archie McPhee has candy canes in all of these flavors.