The Eras Tour has been underway since March, and Taylor Swift isn’t slowing down until 2024 (it is a world tour, after all), meaning we’re going to be in our Eras era for quite some time. For the fans that battled the great Ticketmaster War of 2023 and came out victorious, congratulations: You officially have the option to spend your money on overpriced drinks (if you’re 21+) and concessions at a stadium near you. That is, unless, you utilize the power of a pregame Borg.
If you don’t know what a Borg is, let me fill you in. Popularized on TikTok, a Borg is a “blackout rage gallon,” which is a gallon jug of water with a bunch of flavor packets (like those water recipes you saw on TikTok) and a hefty pour of alcohol. For 21+ folks, the purpose of a Borg is to keep you hydrated while you’re drinking. And, if you’re looking for something to give you a pre-concert buzz, a Borg is probably your new best friend.
The best part of a Borg, IMHO, is naming it. After mixing in whatever flavoring and liquor you want in your Borg (there are a ton of recipes out there to try), it’s mandatory to write a funny, Borg-centered pun on your jug. For many Borg aficionados, these names can range from pop culture references to holiday-themed puns. But if you’re a Swiftie, I’ve got you covered with some Taylor Swift Borg names to write on your Eras Tour pregame Borg. Remember: have fun and drink responsibly! To Blondie!
- You borg-long with me.
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Fearless stans, rise.
- Karma is my borg-friend.
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Me and my Borg vibe like that.
- Just another picture to Borg.
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Throwing it back to the debut days.
- Borgs only want love if it’s torture.
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If you’ve even finished a Borg, then you’d know the aftermath is literal torture.
- Best believe I’m still borg-jeweled.
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For those that make the whole place shimmer.
- Mirror-borg.
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Your Borg will show every version of yourself, bestie. Drink wisely.
- Put the money in the borg and I stole the keys.
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And that was the last time you ever saw me!
- Baby, let the borgs begin.
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Are you ready for it?
- our song is the slammin’ screen-Borg.
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This one is a throwback for sure.
- They say I did something Borg.
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Well, did you?
- Cow-borg like me.
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For the Evermore girlies out there.
- Back to decem-borg.
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I’ll love you forever, Taylor Lautner.
- You know I love a London-borg.
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Borg, I fancy you.
- Snow on the borg.
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Where’s Lana?!
- Folk-borg.
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My favorite album, TBH.
- Borg-in again.
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Weirdly, this sounds romantic.