Name:Â Will Stamatis
Year:Â Junior
School:Â CC
Major:Â Economics-Philosophy, Business Management Concentration
Hometown:Â Union, NJ
Relationship Status:Â Single
On-Campus Activities:Â Forward on the Varsity Soccer Team, Public Relations Chair for Sigma Phi Epsilon Fraternity, Vice President of Business Development for UniEats, Inc.
Off-campus activities:Â Rapping, Snowboarding, Breakdancing, Golfing
Dream Job: Willy Wonka, though I’d settle for Bill the Candy Man
Pet-Peeves: That scratchy noise when people don’t know how to properly use chalk on the board, the inaccessibility of campus buildings above 116th Street, #teamfollowback
If you were stuck on a deserted island, you would need:Â Citrusmint Orbit, Pandora/Spotify with some quality speakers, and dark chocolate (at least 70% Cacao)
Every guys needs these three things:Â A smartphone, a v-neck, and (of course) swag.
Your perfect date in 7 words or less:Â Midnight AdventureÂ
Favorite off-campus location:Â Cabo, unless we’re talking local in which case 84th and Amsterdam has some of the best brunch spots in the world (see: Fred’s, Good Enough to Eat, Hi-Life, the list goes on).
Favorite thing about NYC:Â There’s an unreal amount of concerts and delicious food everywhere. You’re never bored.
Favorite class and professor at Columbia:Â MIDI Music Production Techniques with Bradford Garton, and Emanuel Zur (I never thought Financial Accounting could actually be fun).
Spirit Animal:Â Fox (as in Fantastic Mr.)
Dream wife:Â Witty, inspiring, and knows how to dance
One thing you want to do before graduating:Â Skydive
Top three albums/songs of all time: I’m very serious about my musical taste, so I’m going to elaborate a bit on this one. Albums: Bon Iver’s Bon Iver; all of Kanye West’s albums; Blink-182’s Take Off Your Pants and Jacket. Songs: Noah and the Whale’s “Instrumental I/Love of an Orchestra/Instrumental II,” Penguin Cafe Orchestra’s “Perpetuum Mobile,” and Matis’ IWBB.
If you could have a super power what would it be and why:Â I would love to be able to understand Philosophy. Short of that, I wish I could walk through walls so I could walk in a straight line to get to classes and everything.
If you could invite anyone to dinner, you would ask:Â Jesus, I don’t know. Probably Jesus.
HamDel decides to name a sandwich after you (what’s it called and what’s in it):Â The Freestyle Wrap –Â Flank Steak, Lettuce, Tomato, Acovado, Sprouts, Olive Oil, and little bit of Chipotle Sauce on Whole Wheat.
(Photo at top of article by Mike McLaughlin of Columbia University Athletics)