The first solo One Direction song is here and it’s blowing your mind (ew, no pun intended), courtesy of Zayn Malik. If you haven’t already, you need to watch the video straightaway because it is something else. The song is pretty catchy, sounds a little like the Weeknd, but the video just has us like ???
In this ~artsy~ clip, Zayn makes out with his rumored girlfriend Gigi Hadid for, well, just about the whole time. The face-sucking is interspersed with naked ladies boxing, a dude with spikes growing out of his face, tears of blood, in-your-face vagina metaphors (again, absolutely no pun intended), among other WTF moments. We tried to make sense of the whole thing.
1. It’s a sneak peek into Zayn’s brain on acid
Seriously too close for comfort.
2. This is what sex with Gigi ~really~ looks like
For all y’all crushing on the Angel.
3. It’s Zayn’s best effort to get you fired
So NSFW it hurts.
4. He’s really just expressing his views on war politics
…and religion:
Deep.
5. It’s everything that was too raunchy for 1D
Simon Cowell definitely vetoed whatever is happening HERE ^
6. It’s a leaked audition tape to be the new face of Schwarzkopf hair products
Zayn does have great hair.
7. It was meant as a sex ed video for classroom use
“And here we have a va-gi-na.”
8. Okay we don’t have an explanation for this
Someone plz help.
9. Annabelle 2: the Sequel
Creepy af.
10. An anger management PSA
Don’t try this at home.
11. A DIY tutorial
This kind of looks like melted crayon art, no? Just us?
12. Rocky VIII
Side note: is it just us, or does this look really dangerous?
13. 50 Shades of Zayn
We all have different turn-ons.
14. An honest attempt at iMovie effects
He used EVERY. SINGLE. special effect in existence. Sort of like, the first time you were on Instagram.
15. An official relationship announcement
Nobody makes out with their “good friend” for 3.26 minutes in one of the most anticipated music videos of the year, Zayn. Zaygi is real.
What’s your theory, collegiettes? Check out the full video here: