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15 Lies Our Parents Told Us That We’re Still Not Over

Parents will literally do anything in their power to keep the truth from their kids — so admit it, your parents told you at least half of these lies at some point during your childhood. We’ll never truly forgive them for doing this to us. They are the reason we have trust issues.

1. If you swallow gum, it’ll get stuck in your stomach for seven years

Who gave you this information and why did you believe them?

2. Stop crossing your eyes or else they’ll get stuck like that

No. Just no.

3. Santa Claus, the tooth fairy and the Easter bunny…

This was the moment we lost complete trust in our parents.

4. If you sit too close to the TV you’ll go blind

And I still have 20/20 vision…

5. If you stare at the microwave while it’s cooking something you’ll go blind

Again, where did you find this information?

6. You can’t go swimming for an hour after eating

An hour as kid felt like an eternity.

7. Reading in the dark will make you go blind

Always going to the extreme.

8. I don’t have any money

Okay, not even enough for one Barbie?!

9. If you swallow watermelon seeds a a tree will grow in your stomach

Do you know how scared so many of us were to bite into a piece of watermelon with a hidden seed!?

10. If you don’t drink milk, you won’t grow

But I’ve never drank milk. Explain that.

11. Drinking coffee will stunt your growth

Coffee is the key to survival.

12. Touching a toad will give you warts

Don’t tell me it won’t turn into prince charming either.

13. Carrots improve your vision


Stop.

14. If you pull out one grey hair, two more will grow back

Or maybe it’s genetic? I heard it comes with old age too.

15. You’ll understand when you’re older

Because we still understand nothing 10 years later.

Aleixka has a B.A. in Media Arts and Design and a minor in Spanish from James Madison University. She loves all things books, traveling, food, and photography.