It is common to identify as the mom in your group of friends…but what about the dad? It’s nothing to be ashamed of. Everyone needs the friend group dad to chug a beer with sometimes! These are the 15 signs you are definitely the dad of your friend group:
1. You curse all the f*cking time.
“Honestly, who gives a f*ck?”
2. And you f*cking love beer.
And probably whiskey, too.
3. You are the assumed designated driver.
It goes without saying at this point.
4. You tend to go for the less-is-more look.
And you really don’t understand how anyone can cake on all that makeup everyday.
5. You will never be the girl to order a salad.
“Can someone get me a cheesesteak?”
6. You wear sweats more often than you should.
You are used to your friends telling you to dress up more. You don’t give a shit, though.
7. You are totally on the “Dad Bod” bandwagon.
For some reason, you just find it so attractive!
8. You are the voice of reason in any conflict.
Dont hate, negotiate.
9. You are a diehard dog person.
But not little dogs… we’re talking german shepherds, huskies and pitbulls.
10. You love to be adventurous.
A walk in the park? A hike? A fishing trip? Where do you sign up? #justoutdoorsythings
11. Did we mention that you love beer?
At any given time of day.
12. You’re always down to watch a sporting event with the guys.
And actually stay in-tune with what is going on.
13. You are so behind on the coolest trends…catching up is hopeless.
You can’t remember the last time you kept up with pop-culture.
14. You are known for your corny jokes.
They are literally never funny!
15. You’re overprotective of everyone you love.
Nobody messes with your family ––blood or not.