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15 Signs You’re Happy With Your Old Lady-Like Existence

1. You’ve given up on staying awake past midnight. It’s important to get that beauty sleep in. 

*Prince Charming not included.

2. You find yourself bragging about how much you can binge-watch in one sitting. 

It’s basically an Olympic sport, and you’re Michael Phelps.

3. You have a lot of time to read books. 

Why not read them all?

4. You love Sex and The City, Bridget Jones and anything about single gals.

Too accurate.

5. You love cats. 

‘Nuff said.

6. You end your long day with a nice warm cup of tea.

Wouldn’t have it any other way.

7. You’d prefer to live in your bathrobe. 

No shame.

8. You have more of a relationship with food than with men. 

And there’s nothing wrong with that!

9. You absolutely love napping. 

If you’ve got a break in between classes, you know what to do.

10. You actually like cleaning. 

And you’re totally proud of your hard work.

11. You’re really into music from the ’60s. 

Lil Yachty who?

12. You’re constantly confused by technology. 

And you’re kinda afraid of it.

13. You frequently cancel plans because you’re just too comfortable.

Can’t make it out; I’m trapped by all these pillows!

14. You’re also really into babies. 

You’re as into babies as babies are into…everything.

15. You’re also like Betty White—like, all the time. 

There’s an exception to every rule!

Molly graduated from University of Portland in 2017 with a major in English and a minor in Communication Studies. You can follow her on Instagram: @mollvincent