With an outrageously extensive menu and cheesecake so delicious you salivate just thinking about it, The Cheesecake Factory is a wonderful place. And while it may serve fare you could find at other restaurants, its decor is second to none. Here’s our list of nine things The Cheesecake Factory looks like.
1. The Eye of Sauron
We walked all the way here from The Shire just for some of their delicious bread.
2. St. Peter’s Basilica
Why spend thousands of dollars traveling to Rome when you could just spend $10.99 to look at art just as beautiful?
3. A Chinese bar
This is getting a little bit ridiculous.
4. Every establishment in Las Vegas
Eating at The Cheesecake Factory is a lot like “waking up in Vegas”… but with fewer strippers and more indigestion.
5. A gay club
They better have appletinis or else we’re writing this place a very bad Yelp review!
6. Madonna’s cone bra
So 1991.
7. A pagoda
Hey, we bet you can’t get this good of cheesecake in Asia.
8. Heaven
Eating cheesecake will never not be a heavenly experience.
9. A food coma
Excuse me as I go sleep for three days.