You’re finally back at school and all you can think about is the upcoming weekend so you can go out with your friends. It’s been four months since you’ve all gone out together, and you almost forgot what it was like. Every night it’s the same: You guys think you’re going to have an unreal night that you’ll never forget—and sometimes you do—but normally it’s a completely unglamorous version of what you were expecting. Keep reading to see the differences between what we think will happen when we go out and what actually happens.
Expectation: Things are going to get crrraaazzyy:
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Expectation: Your outfit is going to be on point.
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Expectation: You’re going to strut into the bar like:
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Expectation: Your winged liner will be absolute perfection.
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Expectation: Once you walk in, you’ll notice the club is filled with hot guys.
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Expectation: You just know you’re going to remember this night for the rest of your life.
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Expectation: You’ll start to do your sexy dance/mating call:
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Expectation: A cute guy will start flirting with you.
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Expectation: He’ll buy you and your friends rounds and rounds of shots:
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Expectation: This will be the best night of your life, and you’ll hope it’ll never end.
Reality:
Or at 1 a.m. you’ll realize you’re over it, leave the bar and order a pizza on your way home. That’s fun, too.