In our day-to-day lives, we usually love being around and talking to other people. What can we say – weâre social beings! Sometimes, however, it blows our minds that people donât realize when talking is either inappropriate or annoying. In these instances, all we want is to âmuteâ the obnoxious offender.
1. In the library
Weâre trying to study over here! Talk about your plans for tonight somewhere else, please.
2. During class
Not only are you being super disrespectful to our professor, but I canât focus on what heâs saying when youâre blabbing behind me.
3. At the gym
Weâre already slightly angry that we’re working out, so donât make it worse by emitting obnoxious, dramatic noises when you drop your weights or trying to make conversation mid-five-miler on the treadmill.
4. In the middle of our favorite TV show
SERENA IS ABOUT TO TELL A HUGE SECRET STOP TALKING NOW.
5. In line at the DMV or some other generally unpleasant place
Being at the DMV already sucks, so shhh.
6. Before weâve had our morning coffee
We arenât human in the mornings, and we canât deal with too much human interaction before being properly caffeinated.
7. When weâre trying to sleep
Just be quiet. Please.
8. When they’re babies and they’re crying
We love babies when theyâre cute and smiley, but once they start screaming bloody murder, we wish we could make the noise go far, far away.
9. When they’re excessively drunk
You think you’re whispering, but you’re not. You’re just not.
10. The Kardashians, every day, all the time.
Explanation unneccessary.Â
11. When people won’t stop talking about their cats
Youâre the only one who cares. Sorry to break it to you.
12. When they’re talking loudly on airplanes, the subway or buses.
Weâre just trying to survive traveling with hundreds of other people. If weâre going to survive the next 20 minutes (or 20 hours), youâre going to need to hush up.
13. When boys are talking about who can lift more
14. When boys are talking about bodily functions
Take that somewhere else. Far away from us.
15. When people are only talking about themselves
K.
16. When weâre shopping and salespeople try to get us to buy things
LEAVE US ALONE! WE JUST WANT TO SHOP IN PEACE!
17. When people are really cheerful in the morning
Back off, b*tch.
Trust us, we really do like people! But there are always those times when we just canât take âem.Â