After a great night and a couple of drinks, the party begins to dwindle down. He asks if you want to go back to his place. You, not wanting the night to end, bite the bottom of your lip and nod before taking his hand.
No matter how you define “hooking up” and whether it’s your first time or not, you can never escape your overthinking brain. Below are 32 thoughts girls have while hooking up.
1. Oh my gosh, I think I forgot to clip my toenails…
2. I hope my cat isn’t watching this.
3. What am I going to eat after this?
4. Am I breathing too loud?
5. Did I just hear the door open?
6. If that’s my roommate, I’m going to kill her.
7. If that’s my mom, I will die.
8. Urgh, my leg is cramping up.
9. Mmm, they smell so good—I wonder what cologne they wear.
10. I hope I smell nice…
11. Does it sound like I’m crying?
12. I’m going to sleep so well after this.
13. I can’t wait to tell *insert best friend’s name here*
14. Why are their hands so cold?
15. I hope they don’t touch my stomach…oh my god, they’re touching my stomach!
16. Am I crushing their arm?
17. Maybe I should start buying matching underwear.
18. Well this is interesting, never has this happened to me before…I kind of like it?
19. We don’t fit on this bed…
20. This better not mess up my hair.
21. I did shave this morning, right?
22. I wonder if they like it when I do this?
23. I hope we go out for food later.
24. I wonder if they’re hooking up with other people?
25. Should I bring it up afterwards?
26. Should I bring it up at all?
27. I’M OVERHEATING.
28. Would it be awkward if I stopped to turn off the lights?
29. Why the hell did I wear so many layers?
30. Urgh, I wish they would shave.
31. Is my essay due this week or next week?
32. Where did they learn how to do this?
