Everyone knows communication is key in any relationship. But we also know some things are better left unsaid – especially when those things might make you look like a slightly obsessive psycho. So even though you’re dying to know, here are 27 things you only wish you could ask bae.
1. Am I your bae?
‘Cause you’re mine.
2. How much do you like me?
Like a lot or just a little?
3. Do your friends know about me?
I want them to like me!
4. Does your family know about me?
I swear I’m the girl to take home to mom.
5. Do other girls know about me?
Are they jealous of me?
6. Do you think I’m pretty?
Like cute, innocent pretty or hot, sexy pretty?
7. What did you first notice about me?
Cute smile? Pretty eyes? Give me something.
8. How many other girls do you text?
Just curious.
9. Who’s that girl that always comments on your Instagram?
Asking for a friend.
10. Why aren’t I on your Instagram?
Don’t you want to show us off?
11. How many past relationships have you had?
Are we talking two or 12?
12. Did you ever cheat?
Please say no, please say no, please say no.
13. Are you friends with your exes?
Interesting.
14. Who broke up with who?
She dumped you? Why? What’s wrong with you?
15. How many times have you been in love?
Aw… so who said it first?
16. What’s your number?
On a scale of virgin to I need to go get tested immediately, where are we at?
17. Have you been with anyone since you met me?
Watch yourself, boy.
18. What’s your biggest turn off?
I hope it’s not people who ask too many questions.
19. What’s your biggest turn on?
Taking notes for later.
20. What’re your feelings on high-waisted shorts?
I need to know the real male opinion on this.
21. Do you like my hair curly or straight?
What do you mean you don’t care?
22. Do you think I look weird without makeup?
There’s only one correct answer to this.
23. Do you miss me when we don’t talk for awhile?
Miss me, miss me, now you gotta kiss me.
24. Are you the jealous type?
Like cute jealous or crazy jealous?
25. Do I bug you over text?
Again, only one right answer.
26. Do you like me as much as I like you?
Fingers crossed.
27. Are you ever going to date me?
Seriously, I’m not getting any younger.