There are not a bunch of criminal clowns running around your campus. Really. Colleges across the country, most notably Penn State, have started experiencing the clown epidemic that started in South Carolina and has spread to at least 20 statesâBut police are reassuring everyone that these clowns are not a problem, and please, stop reporting them and trying to hunt them down, because they’re not really there.
At Penn State, students actually formed a mob when clowns were allegedly sighted, according to the school’s paper, the Daily Collegian. But while news of the clown spread rapidly through Yik Yak and other social media, and somewhere between 500 and 1,000 students joined the fray, nobody could prove that the clown had really been there.
âSeveral people are saying they have seen clowns, but nobody has actually confirmed they have seen a clown,â the official told CBS News.
Inside Higher Ed reported clown sightings at 13 colleges, including University of Connecticut, University of Massachusetts, Syracuse and Belmont University. Belmont students hunted for a clown on campus with golf clubs. Merrimack College even went on lockdown for an hour due to reports of an armed clown.
Guess what? There was not a dangerous clown found at a single one of these schools.
The NYPD’s chief of intellegence and counterterrorism has even gotten in on this, confirming a lack of evidence supporting the clown phenomenon at a recent crime briefing, Politico reports.Â
âSo far, weâve found none credible,â John Miller, the chief, said. âThe NYPD is not devoting additional manpower or resources to the areas of clown threats and sightings. Weâve had a couple of incidents in Long Island. Needless to say, weâre tracking it, but we donât see a threat here. And I guess our main message is, donât believe the hype and donât be afraid of the clowns.âÂ
âThe increase in creepy clown sightings is dangerous. It causes panic &Â alarm. Please donât take part in this,â NYPDâs 109th Precinct in Flushing tweeted on Sunday.
The increase in creepy clown sightings is dangerous. It causes panic & alarm. Please don’t take part in this #109pct pic.twitter.com/zHRLmp38r2
â NYPD 109th Precinct (@NYPD109Pct) October 3, 2016
It’s true that you can’t blame people for being freaked out. âITâ, âKiller Clownâ John Wayne Gracy, Ronald McDonald…clowns are creepy AF. But listen to what the police are sayingâthat the danger comes from people working themselves into a frenzy because of rumors and false reports. There is literally no danger from actual clowns. It’s one thing to be scared, but it’s another to drum up needless hysteria and refuse to think critically. And if you’re one of the people that started a clown hoax on purposeâwell, then you just suck.
Regardless of whether or not the clown sightings are real, itâs a good reminder to be aware of your surroundings and travel in groups whenever possible.
Be safe out there, and don’t spread clown rumors!