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10 Reasons Why Having Big Boobs Is The Worst

Her Campus Placeholder Avatar Rachel Proudfoot
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This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Aberdeen chapter.
Whether you have big boobs or small boobs there is always something to complain about. If you have big boobs you want small ones, and vice versa. But as a big-boob sufferer myself, there is nothing worse than hearer someone say “I wish I had big boobs” and here are ten reasons why:  

 

  1. You can’t just nip into Primark and pick up a bra for a fiver. No, you have to splash out about £30 for every bra you buy.  

  1. Backless dresses are a no-go! 

  1. Going strapless is dangerous – it means risking your boobs and your bra being round your waist by the end of the night.  

 

 

 

 

  1. Shoulder indents! Caused from tight bra straps (which need to be at their tightest to pull those big boobs up). Ah, the pain! 

  1. It is extremely likely they will head south prematurely. 

 

 

 

  1. Black, white and nude are generally your only options. Nice bras don’t seem to stretch to the bigger cup sizes.  

  1. The struggle of handwashing bras. They don’t seem to be machine-washable.  

  1. A bra under a sports bra is required for full support – and even still there is a bounce in them. Any running requires holding them down! 

 

 

 

 

  1. Sleeping on your front is just straight-out painful. 

  1. OTHER PEOPLE DON’T UNDERSTAND THESE TRAUMAS!  

 

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Third year student studying History and International Relations.
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Hi, I'm Rachel! I am currently pursuing a degree in English and Politics at UofA, graduating in 2016. I love all things pink, sparkly and pug related. Proud to be President and Editor-in-Chief of Her Campus Aberdeen.