Getting a straight, honest answer from a straight, honest guy at AU might be difficult. Especially if you are looking for such an answer from a single, cute, straight guy (oh, so few and far between…). Ladies, your man has arrived. Even though you might be thinking that I sound like your run-of-the-mill New Jerseyan, SIS major, politico who sips fair-trade tea in the Dav, while practicing Arabic or Chinese for my classes on Tuesday, I can assure you: I am not. Well, actually, I might be, but that doesn’t matter.
All that matters is that I am good-looking, straight, honest and good-looking. I’m here to answer your questions, no matter what they might be. If you have been hooking up with a frat boy, but wonder why he seems to avoid being seen with you in public, ask me. Ever wonder why guys seem to be slow to respond to or ignore your texts all together? Ask me. Want to know the best place to get a fantastic deal on super cute skirts and totes presh shoes? Tough luck—I told you I was straight, and I meant it.