We Wondered Why These Denim Things Existed

As I was window shopping (online version) one evening, I clicked on what I thought were a pair of knee high boots:

While she looks absolutely stunning, the boots still took me by surprise. Out of curiosity, I started peering into the denim world. Some things were outright strange, and others… mm.. still considerably strange, but I might consider them. 

Tell me why these pants cost $95. 

Nordstrom. There’s one review on the page and the customer gave it an impressive 5 out of 5 stars rating. 

“Slick plastic panels bare your knees for a futuristic feel in tapered and cropped high-waist jeans.” 

Just in case you didn’t get a good look at the jean boots earlier. If anyone comes up with outfit ideas with these boots, I would love to hear them. 

These are the infamous and TRUE “Jandals”. Throw on a pair of jean shorts and these stylish jandals for a nice, matching look. 

You can never do with too much denim, right? How about a denim jacket-donning person throwing shade at you with these denim-textured glasses?

Lastly, this are the Picnic jeans. This one is a bit self explanatory. The idea is … to have a (more convenient? and portable?) table thing for a better eating experience… well, it’s a bit ridiculous, to sum it up. But at the same time, it’s also the only one out of this list that I would ever consider wearing and never throw in the wash. 

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