It’s no secret that social media has made it 200 times easier to find out information about a person before you actually meet them. I have only been on a few dates where I had never met the person at all, but you better believe I cyber stalked them first to make sure I wasn’t going out with a complete psycho.
However, whether it’s a first date or not, girls (and guys) do some serious stalking. Although it is shameful, we do judge off of what a guy’s Instagram page looks like because I mean after all, who wants a guy that only puts up shirtless selfies or pics with red solo cups featuring different females? The answer is no one. No one does.
*Grabs friend to help stalk*
*Searches name*
1. Ugh there’s so many which one is he?!
2. Nope not that one.
3. Ewww definitely not that one.
4. Well, that one is 12 so probably not the one.
5.Finally there he is.
6.NOT PRIVATE YASSSSS!!!!!!
7.If I accidently like any of these photos I’m never talking to him again.
8.Last post four weeks ago?! His life must be boring.
9.Or maybe he has a fun one and is humble about it idk.
10.His bio is a bible verse he must love Jesus.
11.I love Jesus too so this could be a sign.
12.Omg what a cute dog gimme him.
13.Wow he has really nice teeth. I dig his teeth.
14.MMM…. Looks like he had fun on spring break. I went to my parents house for spring break but okay.
15.Workout picture….really….. S T O P.
16.But aye he has a good body though so go ahead strut ya stuff.
17.UMMMM WHO is that girl??? This post is only six weeks old. You just broke up with ya girl six weeks ago and now wanna go out with me?
18.Um no, I’m not a rebound and she’s gorgeous so no. no no no.
19.Why does this always happen to me.
20. I’m done with this dude.
21.Oh wait. Jk that’s his sister.
22.I suddenly feel super possessive.
23.Dang she’s prettier than me, that sucks.
24.Ugh her hair though… lemme go stalk her real quick.
25.DARN IT- PRIVATE!!!! Typical girl.
26.Okay back to him.
27.135 likes on his photo??? How does he have so many friends?
28.I know this girl…. why is he friends with this girl. #no
29.Oh jk it’s his roommates girlfriend.
30.He isn’t tagged in bad photos either… good sign.
31.This guy might actually work out.
32.OMG he just posted a picture – don’t like it on accident!!!
33.Who is that guy? Where is he? What is he doing??
34.I’m doing this. I’m going out with him.
*Looks through Instagram to make sure you have no bad pictures*
There you go ladies and gents. You know we all do it! Guys do it too, there’s no shame in the stalking game.
May your dates be psycho free and the odds be ever in your favor!
http://law.rwu.edu/story/horwitz-cyberstalking-decision