Welcome back, Augie Doggies.
Hope you enjoyed—or survived—Week 1. Whether your syllabuses are one page or five, there’s no telling how much work will be piled up this term. Yet, it’s great to be back in the community we all love. To commemorate the start of the new school year, I listed the zodiac signs as our fave Augie dorms. Since my other article The Zodiac Signs as Staircases Across Augie Campus received much recognition, I thought this would be. Whether you’re stressing over classes, adjusting to your new schedule, moving past your drunken Week 0 mistakes, consider this as a distraction from your troubles.
Andreen
Capricorn, Pisces
Vintage and rustic. That’s what we love about the Dirty Dreen.
Seminary
Cancer, Virgo
Sem may not be the party scene on campus, but that doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy its laid-back atmosphere.
Swanson
Scorpio, Leo, Libra
The Hilton of the Augustana Residence Halls. You wish you lived there.
Westerlin
Aries, Gemini
Westie may always be popping with freshman but at least it has the C-Store.
Erickson
Sagittarius, Aquarius, Taurus
Erickson is cool because it has air-conditioning.