Aside from the problems like housing and financial aid, let’s address the real issues of this community.
When Sorwar Doesn’t Know Your Name.
Sorwar is the heart and soul of Hillside. After the countless coffees and Baja Chicken he has swiped for you, he still doesn’t know your name… but he knows the name of the girl behind you. Crushing.
The Stairs Leading to Upper
The “Heartbreak Hill” of campus. Trying to talk to your crush while climbing these stairs should be considered an Olympic sport. You try to seem in shape while also holding a conversation. These stairs thwart relationships freshman-wide.
Transloc
Related: Comm. Ave “all stops”
Do I need to even explain this one? If you live off-campus or hail from the Newt, this app causes more meltdowns than Britney Spears circa 2007.
The Women’s Scale at the Plex
There is no greater “walk of shame” than that 3-5 yard tile stretch. You are facing the corner looking at your feet like you’re in kindergarten and you got in trouble for calling someone “four-eyes.” Hell hath no fury like the scale at the end of the hallway. Beware.
The Chaos at the Rat on Mac and Cheese Day
BC should allocate funds to put BCPD in the rat on Mac and Cheese day to direct traffic. It’s equal to, if not worse than, the non-wristband line to get onto Shea.
Sushi Night
If the FDA happens to come on Sushi night at Lower, Boston College might find itself in a pickle. The seemingly playful lanterns aren’t fooling anyone. The only favor they’re doing us is building up our Salmonella tolerance.
Source:
http://memecrunch.com/meme/2E75U/not-flawless
http://arabicproblems.tumblr.com/post/63176861185/when-its-the-end-of-the-semester-and-my-ustaaz
http://www.hercampus.com/school/bc/upper-girl-problems
http://noisey.vice.com/en_uk/blog/the-noisey-guide-to-britney-spears
http://flickrhivemind.net/Tags/hallway,scary/Recent