Meet the Cuties of Rubenstein D62!

To my knowledge, there has never been a Campus Cutie article that was actually SIX cuties: the men of Rubenstein D62.  They can always be seen at BC sporting events, and if you’re so inclined, you can always go visit them.  I guarantee they will welcome you with a nice, cold bro soda.  I caught up with them during this week’s episode of The Bachelor.  Meet Matt, Greg, Matt, Dave, Steve, and Bryan.  I guarantee that your life will never be the same.

The Basics:

Names

(respective to the picture) Dave Martin, Matt Colleary, Greg Lopez, Steve Pope, Matt Twomey, and Bryan Caronia.

Hometowns

Matt T: Andover, MA

Steve: West Roxbury, MA

Greg: Wayne, PA

Matt C: Glastonbury, CT

Dave: Barrington, IL

Bryan: Syosset, NY

School/Majors

Matt T: CSOM, Accounting & Marketing

Steve: A & S, History

Greg: A & S, Biology/Pre-Med

Matt C: A & S, Math & Economics

Dave: CSOM, Finance & Marketing

Bryan: CSOM, Finance & Pre-Med

BC Life:

Activities/Clubs

4Boston, FIFA, WZBC Radio, SASA Dance Team, UGBC Campus Entertainment, Big Brothers Big Sisters, Professional DJ-ing, Fantasy Football League managers, Rugby, All-State Intramurals (2009-13: Honorable Mention), Dean’s List (everyone, every semester), social media entrepreneurs

Favorite Classes

Matt T: Sports Marketing

Steve: History of Terrorism

Greg: Human Physiology

Matt C: Sports Economics

Dave: AP Biology

Bryan: Investments 

Least Favorite Classes

Matt T: Anything that wasn’t Sports Marketing

Steve: Chem & Society

Greg: Organic Chem

Matt C: Molecules & Cells

Dave: Basic Finance

Bryan: Organic Chem

Eagles or Hillside

5 for Hillside, 1 for Lower (from Modesta’s bright smile)

Favorite BC experiences

Matt T: Marathon Monday 2012

Steve: Sunrise before the last football game

Matt C: St. Patrick’s Day on Foster

Bucket List

Greg: Canoodling in Gasson

Dave: Winning the mug (Intramural)

Bryan: Play a game of basketball on Upper with Ahtie Heitz

Fun Facts:

Most embarrassing moments

They mostly involve Chris Kreider, Luke Kuechly, Reggie Jackson, suggestive voice mails, and emails after hours to university officials, but they’re really just too embarrassing to publish.  People make mistakes.

Favorite TV shows

The Bachelor, Revenge, What Would You Do with John Quiñoses, House Hunters, Homeland, Breaking Bad

Favorite song right now

“Cashin’ Out” (unanimous) or any DJ Durdy-D exclusive

Celeb guy crushes

Matt T: Benny “the Jet” Rodriguez in the Sandlot

Steve: Bob Sacamano

Greg: Dr. Ron Caronia

Matt C: Mayhem from the All-State ads

Dave: Tommy Gufano “the Big Sleazy” from the Wedding Crashers

Bryan: Lieutenant Daniel Kafee of the US Navy from A Few Good Men

BC Guy Crush

Jeff Hall

Guilty pleasures

The movie He’s Just Not That Into You, picking my ear with a belt buckle, wearing long johns in the Plex, cheesecake and tortilla chips, a well-dressed, good-looking, middle-aged man

Pet peeves

Getting catfished, bad Roggie’s trivia names, cargo shorts, not voting Flynn

Nicknames

Matt “Twom-Raider”

Steve: Cheek-Rubber

Greg: Keg/Kegger/Keg Bropez/G-Lo/the big Latin/Spanish/El Guapo

Matt C: Cools

Dave: D-Mart/DJ Durdy D

Bryan “REDACTED” Caronia

Love Life:

Single or taken

Matt T: Taken

Steve: Taken

Greg: Less single than Dave

Matt C: Taken

Dave: Single by popular demand

Bryan: Single

Ideal date

Matt T: 2 for $20 deal at Applebee’s

Greg: Tasca with a pitcher of sangria (or two)

Favorite Pick-Up lines

Matt T: Hey, what’s your social security number? (It’s been awhile)

Steve: Hey _____ want to go to Home Depot tomorrow and shop for our future?

Greg: Do you want to tap the keg?

Matt C: “You’re so pretty, you should be on a Christmas card!”

Dave: “Feel my shirt…does that feel like boyfriend material to you?”

Bryan: How much does a polar bear weigh?  Enough to break the ice

Ideal girl

Does Jeff Hall have a sister?

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