College wants me to be fat. College just doesn’t get it.
Everyone warns you as you go into freshman year about the various pitfalls and obstacles you will experience. One that every freshman girl hears is The Freshman 15.
This often has to do with a combination of adjusting to unlimited food, drinking, and blah blah blah – we’ve all heard it.
Something that I personally didn’t hear about until I got to college was the Sophomore Slump. Apparently, college just doesn’t want you to look like Beyoncé.
It doesn’t even end there! Think about study abroad. Let’s be honest, I’m going to be like Lillian from Bridesmaids…. Except maybe I’ll add some drinks (soda, obviously) and fries to the mix.
Then all of a sudden you hit senior year. Everyone wants to take tons of photos to capture their last year together, but then BAM there you are 55 pounds heavier.
Thanks, college.
Photo Sources:
http://kcclaveria.com/2014/01/marketing-lessons-from-beyonce/
http://cdn1.theodysseyonline.com/files/2015/06/13/6356983424915638641657…