It’s Super Bowl time; a time solely dedicated to intense rivalry, wings, nachos, dips, chips, and every other game time snack, friends, and of course, football. But let’s be honest, not every girl in America is a football pro, and often the Super Bowl is the only game some girls will watch all season. One can only imagine how such little football watching experience can play out when watching the Super Bowl. So in the spirit of football and the Super Bowl, here’s a list of all of the dumbest things that can be said during the big game on February 2nd:
“I like that team because of their uniform color.”
“He’s the one with the hot wife, right? I soo want to be her.”
“How many periods/halves are there?
“Who is like the Tom Brady of the Broncos and Seahawks?”
“That baby with the Doritos is so cute.”
“Who’s winning?”
“I think I need to marry a football player.”
“I wish I had that cheerleader’s body.”
“Was that a touchdown? Hold on, then why are they kicking?!”
“What is a Hail Mary?”
“Wait, who’s playing again?”
“Number 24 has the nicest butt.”
“Homerun! Goal!”
“When are we playing beer pong?”
“Do you like the black lines I drew under my eyes?”
“What’s that yellow thing at the end of the field?”
“He’s the cornerback… or is it quarterback?”
“How long until intermission?”
“This is like the longest inning ever.”
“Wait, I thought Beyoncé performed every year?”
“How do they re-paint the lines so fast after every play?”
And my personal favorite… “Wait, what just happened?”
Maybe some of these girls need a refresher course in football. It wouldn’t hurt to watch a game or two during the season in prep for the real game, right? For those looking to avoid these mishaps, just check out this super helpful “Girls Guide to Football.” Happy Super Bowl season, collegiettes!
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