Whether you’ve been here for three months or three years, you’ve used a Bentley bathroom. Girls do poop – just throwing that out there. Every building on our beautiful campus looks pretty similar with their brick exteriors, but don’t be fooled, all the bathrooms are far from the same.
Disclaimer: all bathrooms mentioned below are women’s restrooms.
Let’s start on upper campus
Library: While the library is beautiful and clean, quiet and always helpful, the metal doors in the bathroom stalls suck. They always smell, and the cracks are so wide you can see just who is doing their business. Oh, and all of the studiers can totally hear the flushes. They do however have full length mirrors which is a plus.
… but the basement of the library is a different story. It’s less known and so less smelly!
Einstein’s bathroom: These single stalls are spacious, and you’ll always be alone inside, but it may be awkward to walk out into Einstein’s after. Did you know though that they just added a tampon table? It looks cute.
LaCava: The first floor bathroom is similar to the library stalls; stinky. The bathrooms on the other floors are cleaned for other important people and never have anyone in them. Peep the bathrooms in Undergraduate Admissions though, they’re immaculate.
Smith: First floor, go to the handicap stall. All others (floors 2 &3) are a bit small, but clean.
Jennison: On the second floor, the first stall doesn’t flush properly, and you won’t get any phone service, so don’t bother scrolling through Instagram while you’re squatting. The rest of the bathrooms offer a mix of automatic toilets, faucets and paper towel dispensers, but I honestly can’t remember which ones have them and which don’t. Oh, and double mirrors.
Lindsay: The only bathroom you’ll probably visit is in the basement, although there is another smaller set of stalls near Koum. The basement is spacious, but it’s a hassle to go down, so think of it as a mini-vacation. Keep in mind that the last stall flushes and doesn’t stop after pressing it.
Morrison: Take a trip to the teacher’s lounge – as that’s basically what Morrison is. The bathrooms are generally pretty nice, and some even feature a basket of potpourri and tampons and cool prizes for faculty. Job perks!
Adamian: The bathrooms are too small. If you have an 8am there, you’ll cringe under the harsh lighting.
Actual picture of a bathroom in Adamian.
Main Campus…
StuCenter: No one is ever in there, even though the student center is always super busy. On each level there’s so many stalls, that most of the time no one sees you go in or out. Prime place to have Seasons exit your bowels.
Collins: Go to the 1st floor, past the Green Bean Machine – no one is ever in there, and it’s super spacious. “I threw up in there before a Beer Olympics, it was the best experience of my life. We won and I have Collins to thank for that.” – Anonymous Bentley Senior
Trees: Always has at least one clogged stall.
…and on lower…
Fenway: Check out the bathroom on the main level, there’s a great windowsill to look out of.
Gym: There are several bathrooms. With so many stalls, it’s quiet, there’s easy access, and visiting one of them is a good pre-workout regime.
Happy bathroom hunting, ladies.
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