This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Bentley chapter.
(Note: This article is a subtweet to our neighbors. Please guys, for the love of all that is good and pure in this godforsaken world, keep it the heck down.)
- At 10:30 in the morning on a Saturday start blasting the loudest bass music known to man. Everyone in the room below you is totally not hungover as all heck.
- At 3am on a weeknight make random noises that sound like someone is rubbing his butt all over the floor.
- Throw up on the floor so it biodegrades there and we can all live in the putridness of your vomit for weeks.
- Roll some bowling balls around on the floor. Fun for the whole family.
- While one is rolling around a bowling ball, someone else stand the couch on one of its arm rests and run into it, slamming it down and making a noise so loud llama farmers in Tibet can hear you. (Note: this is a real thing we deal with. This is not an exaggeration).
- Throw your food out the window. Love seeing banana peels going through their decomposing process every morning.
- Randomly slam on your neighbor’s door at all hours of the night so anyone sitting on the couch near the door soils themselves.
- Any smells that are strong in your room become strong in our room. We greatly appreciate your odors transmitting.
- Don’t cover your mouth when you sneeze/cough. Sickness travels. What a concept. This is a totally an infirmary, and not a college dorm where you coexist with other people. I 100% won’t be rude to you as I deal with my stuffy nose and crankiness. This is definitely not your fault.
- When I’m carrying my 10,000 loads of laundry up from the laundry room, and completely have a third hand to open the door, please look at me, see I have a third hand, and don’t hold the door for me. Please let me struggle and drop all of my newly cleaned clothes. It builds character.