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25 Things We All Say Before We Get Out of Bed

This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Bloom U chapter.

Let’s be honest if you’re a morning person, bless your soul. I on the other hand am not. I love staying up all hours of the night binge watching my latest Netflix series until I regret it in the morning where I can’t even roll out of bed.

My alarm goes off and it’s basically all downhill from there. I stare at my phone for a hot second and roll back over. This is an everyday routine for me at this point. Adulting is going to hit me hard because right now I’m a senior whose lacking motivation and ready to get her diploma. I’m sure I’m not the only one who has these thoughts before stepping out from under those warm covers.

 

  1. Eh it’s only 8:45 ten more minutes won’t kill me.
  2. My bed is so comfy.
  3. Do I really have to get up?
  4. I’m not feeling life today.
  5. Shit, that’s my alarm… again.
  6. I guess I should get up.
  7. But wait… my bed is so warm.
  8. That was a weird dream.
  9. Why am I dreaming about *insert name here*?
  10. I slept like a baby
  11. Why does ten hours of sleep feel like two?
  12. How am I still tired?
  13. Oh I can definitely fit in a nap today.
  14. Only 20 minutes, but better than nothing.
  15. I don’t wanna adult. Don’t make me.
  16. Alright one step at a time.
  17. You can do this.
  18. I’m gonna check social media first though.
  19. Who posts on instagram at 3 a.m.?!
  20. I’m just procrastinating at this point.
  21. I won’t complain though.
  22. Damn I’m hungry
  23. I’m craving *insert breakfast food here*
  24. I have to shower too… ugh
  25. Alright, I really am getting up now.

It takes me a good 15 minutes before I finally make the decision to swing my legs out from underneath the covers, but I know I’ll be back with my bed soon. The separation anxiety is real.

 

Hi, guys! I'm JB and I am Campus Correspondent for Her Campus BloomU!