36 Things You’ve Said to Your Roommates

1. How you feeling after last night?

2. Remember when… *fill in blank with embarrassing story from previous night*

3. You got that guys number?!

4. Damn girl, get it.

5. Is there a man in the apartment?

6. …Does that mean I have to wear pants?

7. What the hell happened last night?

8. My head hurts.

9. Is this what death feels like?

10. Who let me drink that much, my god.

11. I don’t know why I thought tequila was a good idea.

12. Has anyone seen my dignity? I think I lost it last night.

13. Our house looks like a frat.

14. Who wants to dunkin?

15. I need food ASAP.

16. That smells good, what’d you make?

17. Who needs a guy when you have food?

18. I want pizza.

19. Whose *enter food* is this in the fridge?

20. I don’t feel like cooking.

21. I’m poor. Help me!

22. Can I borrow that shirt you wore last weekend?

23. Do you still have my jeans?

24. This doesn’t fit me, you can just keep it.

25. Does this make me look fat?

26. I can’t find an outfit. I have no clothes.

27. Nothing looks good on me.

28. God damn girl, you’re getting it in tonight.

29. Ow ow, what a smoke show.

30. What time is it? Shot O’clock.

31. I’m trying to get the D tonight, just as a heads up.

32. Don’t let me take this shot alone.

33. Boys are stupid

34. I’m becoming a lesbian or dying alone, whichever one works better.

35. You’re beautiful, don’t forget that.

Many things apply to an apartment full of young woman, but the most important is this;

1. I love you.

Graduation is around the corner and I can’t be more thankful for my 11 roommates (and counting). I chose 36 things because that number will forever mean something to me. Thank you for the endless laughs, tears, and memories. Roommates, sisters, and best friends always.