Sometimes being single can get lonely, so I like to find the humor in it. Here are 6 hilarious reasons why I’m single!
I spend way too much money on hot fries and dr. pepper
What can I say? A girl needs her snacks.
My hair is a different color every week
In January, I dyed the under-half of my hair and I’ve been changing the color of it VERY frequently. It’s been purple, red, maroon, an interesting green, and now blue. My mom says “no boy will ever remember if he’s dated you or not” because my hair is different so often. Oh well.
Sometimes i turn on music knowing its going to make me spiral
LOOK. Sometimes I just need a good cry, and I think that is just a part of girlhood. It’s always Taylor Swift or Phoebe Bridgers, no one else is acceptable to me.
I like to drive so every man has to be a passenger princess
I have control issues…
I’m always right
One time, an ex-boyfriend said to me, “Delaney, you are never wrong” (in the middle of a fight, LOL) … He was right. I can’t recall a single time in my life where I didn’t have at least ONE valid point.
i’m known to hit a curb or two while driving
It’s not my fault! They like to jump out and surprise me, and I’m just a girl.