This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Brandeis chapter.
Ever wonder who that group of extremely attractive people that basically live in Gosman carrying sticks with string are? Wouldn’t you love to be able to sit down on a nicely padded booth located in Sherman dining hall with one of those good looking folks? Well your prayers have been answered! The Brandeis Women’s and Men’s Tennis teams will be selling raffle tickets for each player on both rosters, if chosen you will win a Sherman date with which ever player you purchased a ticket for! Raffle tickets are 2 for 5$ and a special deal of 5 for 10$!!! Message any tennis player for more information, Usdan tabling will be next week (times TBA).
Now it’s time to meet our lovely players!
Mens Tennis Team
Benjamin Fine
Senior
-Once wined and dined Princess Diana
-Found the stairway to heaven
-Resembles Tom Cruise from Vanilla Sky
Alec Siegel
Senior
-Discovered a Dinosaur species
-Can breathe underwater
-The 14th president of the United States
Michael Secular
Senior
-Has 5 majors & 8 minors
-Once made a mirror crack by winking at it
-Was the inspiration for the song “I Will Always Love You”
Danny Lubarsky
Junior
-Maintains a garden
-Helped drafted an excerpt of the Old Testament
-When he reaches for the stars he touches them
Jeffrey Cherkin
Sophomore
-Has a basketball team named after him in Europe
-Face imprinted on $1000 dollar bills
-Once made an orange out of OJ
Ryan Bunis
Sophomore
-Amateur magician
-Starred in a Charlie Chaplin film
-Lives in a pouch of a kangaroo
Matthew Zuckerman
MA/BA
-Crumbled the Berlin wall with a stare
-Consoled Pluto after it found out it wasn’t a planet anymore
-Broke Brandeis GPA Scale
Brian Granoff
Sophomore
-Once got a snake to charm him
-BMX cyclist
-JFK once asked him what hair product he uses
Ethan Saal
Freshman
-Passed a law in Congress
-Beat Michael Phelps in a game of Marco Polo
-Piloted the Mayflower
Eric Miller
Junior
-Amateur Race car Driver
-Once got an emotional rollercoaster on track
-Designed the American flag
Eric Goldberg
Freshman
-Convinced Lebron James to go back to Cleveland
-Aunt Jeminah’s nephew
-Cries during infomercials
Sam Berg
Freshman
-Once went exploring with Dora
-Is a famous rapper in Brazil
-Was raised by wolves
Michael Arguello
-Took the Little Mermaid to Prom
-Former Gap Kids model
-Doesn’t see his shadow on Ground Hog’s Day
Brandeis Women’s Tennis Team
Carley Cooke
Senior
-Her days have 25 hours
-Once got a check up from Dr.Seuss
-Knows the whereabouts of Waldo
Simone Vandroff
Senior
-First cousins with the Muffin Man
-Triple Blackbelt
-Plays Scrabble in Pig Latin
Dylan Schlesinger
Senior
-Runs a 3 minute mile
-Modern Day Jane Austen
-Expelled from Hogwarts
Sarita Biswas
Junior
-Bill Nye’s laboratory assistant
-Hooked up with Han Solo
-Cured chicken pox
Charlotte Aaron
Freshman
-Slayed a dragon
-Broke Hula hoop World Record
-Heir to McDonald’s fast food chain
Danielle Simms
Freshman
-Invented Sims computer game
-Freelance poet
-Speaks only in Iambic Pentameter
Haley Cohen
Freshman
-Cooked the Last Supper
-Ken left Barbie to dine Haley
-Aspires to be a country music star
Sarah Chung
Freshman
-Has been courted by Luigi & Mario
-Unicorns prize her blood
-Wrestled Bigfoot
Want to buy a ticket????
Send an email to dylanv2300@aol.com or bfine1111@gmail.com