15 Things That Would Send A Non-Brown Student Into A Coma

Cue overflowing lecture halls and students running out of classes halfway through!

Get ready to wait 30+ minutes in your sweats while debriefing the night before. 

…if you know, you know…

There’s truly nothing like watching this 93 year old icon biking to a class that he still teaches. 

CFF at VDub is truly part of the Brown experience (and major contributor to the Freshman 15). 

We love supporting our football team against Harvard (even when they endure 69-13 losses). 

Prepare for coordinated groups of naked (yes, butt-naked) runners handing out donuts in the Rock and the Scili during reading period. 

Biggest party weekend of the year. There’s always a ton of mystery around the star-studded lineup, and everyone gets hype for the Coachella of Brown. Past performers included Kendrick Lamar, Phoebe Bridgers, and Snoop Dog. 

Classic order at Jo’s at 1 am on a Saturday after a night out with friends. Best accompanied with Diet Coke and fries. 

Arguably the worst place to live on campus as a first-year. Prepare for lots of flooding during Providence rainstorms. Yikes.

Rumor has it that if you step on it, you’ll get pregnant and drop out!

We miss our big blue bear :(

If you’re looking for the easy classes at Brown, look no further than the piles of Spin scooters left by student-athletes outside class buildings! 

Dealing with the housing lottery at Brown would put ANYONE into a coma. 

Nothing like seeing your TA on a stripper pole at 1 pm on a Tuesday.