Brian Valovcin

Name:  Brian Valovcin

Graduation Year: 2014

Major/Minor: Finance/Communication

Hometown: Weymouth, MA

On-Campus Activities: AV Department, intramural champ, avid walker

 
The Details

Describe Yourself in 3 Words: Layered, like onions.

Any Secret Talents?:  I can magically wake up from bed with lint in my belly button.

Dream Job: To create an ice cream truck store, filled with candy cigs, spongebob pops, screwballs, you name it.

Pet Peeves: When skinny girls say they are fat, shut up, you’re not fat.

Bucket List: Be able to find the same joy that dogs get from hanging their head out of the car window.
 
 

Favorites

Favorite Thing About Bryant: The showers.

Favorite Color: I like em all.

Favorite Show:  Nathan for You

Favorite Place in the World:  Boston Garden

Favorite Food: Buffalo Chicken in any style

#1 Most-Played Song on Your iPod: R. Kelly’s Trapped in the Closet Chapter 12
 

Love

Celebrity crush(es): Emma Watson, Emma Stone, Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Anna Kendrick, Jules from Superbad, Rashida Jones, and of course, Tom Brady obv.

Best Pickup Line You’ve Ever Used:  How bout you sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up?

Perfect Date in 7 Words: Dinner, movie, bar, hardcore dancing, passionate makeout sesh

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