If you haven’t seen it already, you need to check out Taylor Swift’s new music video, “Blank Space“. It starts off very normal, similar to “Love Story”, but by the end of the video Swift is channeling her inner Miley.
So it starts off with Taylor in bed with her cat… Normal
Classily drinking in the middle of the day… Want her life
Dancing with a guy… Extremely normal for Taylor [this is boyfriend #82]
Painting a portrait of said boyfriend… Strange, but expected
Fighting with cheating boyfriend … We were waiting for this, why else would she have written this song
Ruining a perfectly good iPhone… Unnecessary Taylor, but we get where you’re coming from
And then stabbing the portrait she worked so hard on… Borderline psycho
Taylor confessed to using Jalapeno peppers to make her eyes look like this… Owwwwwwww
And then she successfully Regina George’s the cheating boyfriend… You do you Taylor
Smashing boyfriend #52’s car… Copying Carrie Underwood’s “Before He Cheats”
Lastly, we see Taylor winking over cheating boyfriend’s dead body… And Taylor has officially lost it