1. I’m just going in here for a few basics
2. Oh my god, this place is SO overwhelming!
3. Why is it so hot in here?
4. There are clothes EVERYWHERE
5. Are there any maps I could use?
6. Ok, basics. I need basics.
7. Ooh, I need a white shirt!
8. Nevermind, it has a tap dancing turtle on it.
9. Although, that might come in handy….
10. SO MUCH NEON
11. Hey, this dress is cute!
12. Wait is this a shirt or a dress?
13. Whatever, I’m trying it on.
14. These tanks tops are $2.80? I need one in every color!
15. There are so many small children in here, does this place double as a daycare center?
16. I only came in here for basics, I can’t get distracted!
17. Ooh shiny necklace!
18. It’s $5? Getting it!
19. Now I definitely need to get the matching earrings…
20. When did overalls come back in style?
21. I could never wear overalls
22. Maybe I just haven’t given them a chance!
23. There are escalators?! You mean there’s more?
24. Hey, I didn’t know they sold bandanas here!
25. Oh wait, that’s a crop top…
26. Maybe I’ll just grab one of these lace tank tops
27. This is so sheer! Do I need to wear a tank top under this tank top?
28. Whatever, it’s only $8.
29. These heels are so cheap!
30. They’re so uncomfortable… but they’re so cheap!
31. Pain is beauty!
32. I don’t need workout clothes I don’t even workout.
33. But maybe if I buy some, I’ll definitely start working out!
34. Ooh Aztec print leggings!
35. Those are summery right?
36. This pile’s getting a little too big, maybe I should take some stuff out…
37. Goodbye workout gear!
38. Maybe I should try some of this stuff on…
39. This line’s so long!
40. And it’s so hot! Where does this lead to, hell?
41. Whatever, I can just return the stuff I don’t like later
42. I could totally make one of these flower crowns myself.
43. But I won’t, might as well buy it
44. Hello Kitty backpacks?!
45. I’m getting too old for this.
46. Denim skirts still exist?
47. Why would anyone buy that?
48. Well, the 90’s are making a comeback…
49. Okay my arms are starting to go numb, better check out!
50. Why is this line moving so slowly?
51. They always get me with the stuff they display in line, but not this time.
52. Ooh, holographic nail polish!
53. Owl-shaped contact lenses? Don’t mind if I do!
54. My total is $352? Do they think I’m made of money?!
55. Oh, who am I kidding? I’m coming back next week.