You’ve been thinking about joining a sorority
But know you need to work on your GPA instead of your social life
But you see all these annoyingly happy sorority girls around you
And last minute, you sign up for recruitment
And it’s more complicated than you expected
But you manage and start prepping for the best outfit
On the morning of recruitment you get ready
You haven’t worn make up in a while
And arrive at recruitment
But realize all of the girls rushing look so much better than you
You try to make friends with them
But they just see you as competition
The Panhellic board wishes you good luck
And the new members all walk to their first party like
And not knowing what to expect, you enter the first sorority party like
And everyone’s just like
And you get bombarded with questions
But you don’t really click with anyone
And they have really weird rituals
And some girls are just like
And you walk out feeling like
But then its time to meet your next party and you’re just like
You walk into your top choice sorority
And all girls look like
The president is just like
And she says really inspiring smart things
And you’re just like
And start talking to the sisters like
Trying to impress them like
And say something smart sounding
But in reality you just wanna be like
But then you give up and you’re just like
Before you leave you give them your last best shot
And you leaving knowing they’re meant for you
And you just wanna
But then you hear other girls talk about how much they love your top choice and you get all protective
And go home and can’t stop talking to your roommate about recruitment
And she tries to be realistic and asks what you would do if your favorite sorority didn’t choose you
And you tell your parents on the phone about it like
And they act all excited too
Then it’s bid night and you are freaking out
And you’re waiting to open your bids and the suspense is freaking you out
And you finally open your bid and…
YOU’RE IN!!!
And you run over to your sisters
You and your sisters are finally united
And you’ve never felt this good
Bid night all evening
Bid night all night
And the next morning
You and your sisters walking around campus the day after bid night
And then people who knew you before you joined will be like
And all your sisters start posting cute things about you on social media
How you basically feel for the rest of the year