It may be a cooking show, but every episode of Top Chef is an emoional rollercoaster. Here are some of the most common thoughts I have while watching Top Chef…
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1. I can’t wait to see Padma’s outfit today.
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What will it be? Who knows, but I bet you it will be fabulous.
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2. Oh, she looks fabulous. What else is new?
Told you.
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3. Brooke is just so cool.
Have you seen her? She is a badass in the kitchen!
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4. Can I be Brooke?
She’s almost (if not) a perfect human.
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5. This food looks so good. Can I have that?
I have considered changing my whole career path in order to be the food photographer of this show.
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6. I wasn’t hungry, but then I started watching this.
Literally ate an hour ago. Top Chef why do you do this to me???
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7. GET YOUR FOOD ON THE PLATE CHEFS!
I need complete dishes from everyone!!!
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8. This music is so intense.
I can’t say that they don’t make it suspenseful.
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9. John, please stop talking.
All of America begs you.
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10.Tom Colicchio is my favorite, oh my god.
The sass. The skill. What more do you want?
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11. How do you get to be a Top Chef judge?
#DreamJob.
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12. They get paid to EAT. CAN I BE THEM?
See above.
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13. Sheldon is a TEDDY BEAR.
He is the sweetest!
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14.Why does Emily annoy me every time she speaks?
All she does is whine and complain!
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15. Or breathes.
Again, see above.
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16. She may be the most annoying person on Top Chef EVER.
That’s 14 seasons, people.
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17. Padma is literally just wearing a t-shirt and jeans but she still looks amazing.
She doesn’t even have to try. It’s fine. I’m fine.
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18. I see that Tom is going casual with the short-sleeved chef jacket today.
A departure from his normal look.
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19. I can’t wait to see what Padma will wear in Mexico.
CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE?!?
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20. BROOKE NO. SHE CAN’T GO HOME. SHE IS CRYING. I AM CRYING.
We all just really wanted her to win…
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21. Ugh, can’t wait for next week.
I need a week long break from my emotions, anyway,Â
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Always going to be tuning into Top Chef, because let’s face it – -it’s the best food competition show on television!