1. “Stupid freshmen”
2. You throw out downtown housing slang when it’s not necessary just because, well because you’re now knowledgeable.
3. You think the Bison is somewhat of a shining light of a Chiptole.
4. By the end of the year you flirt more with freshman girls than boys
5. Your life becomes a whirlwind of estrogen as you lose your male friends to newly formed frat brother bromances.
6. Lari Dining Hall will never be the same.
7. You drive from Roberts to the library just because, well you can.
8. A random make out is no longer really random. School just got much smaller.
9. You question your freshman year existence; did you even go here?
10. Registers are just not worth the beer in your hair.