It’s February, and whether you are sulking at the idea that you don’t have a boyfriend this Valentine’s Day, or you simply can’t tolerate this unbearably cold weather; just remember that things could be worse…
1. All of your Snapchat’s could mysteriously become linked to Facebook and Twitter for everyone to see…
2. You could be the girl from the “Single Ladies Gone Wrong” YouTube video… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AN5YbfFszlI
3. There could be only yellow starbursts left on Earth.
4. Zelda’s and the Flying Bison could stop being open for late night hours.
5. Your iPod could be broken so that it only plays Nickelback songs.
6. You could accidently post a selfie as your Facebook status thinking you were posting the picture in a private group (this has actually happened to me before…).
7. You could be Beyoncé’s ex-boyfriend…
8. Your mom could be on Tinder.
9. You could be Manti Te’o’s actual girlfriend.
10. Taylor Swift could write a song about you.