Name: Chris Lewandowski
Hometown: Clarkson
Age: 22
Major: Marketing/Logistics
Minor: None
Are you in a relationship?
Yes, she’s the tree to my koala (our Halloween costumes).
What is your favorite memory with her?
Every day I wake up is a beautiful memory with her.
What is your ideal future relationship?
I want to still be in love with my best friend.
What are your hobbies?
I really enjoy working at the SAC, being a bro, bowling, snowboard, and making fashion statements at the Gator
Favorite artist?
Luke Bryan…that country music though.
What’s the cutest thing a girl could do for you?
If she could take me on a surprise vacation, up north or to a bed and breakfast, just something low-key just the two of us, and also if she scheduled us pedicures.
What are the three most important things in your life?
Family, friends, and my cat.
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Married, with advancement in my career, living in South Carolina with hopefully a child on the way.
Who is your celebrity crush and why?
Miley Cyrus because she’s freaky.
Describe what you would wear on a typical day.
I have a high fashion statement that can be similar to a fraternity men’s style. I wear a button down, colored pants, a watch, boat shoes, a chain around my neck with my hair nicely pasted.
If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?
Australia because that’s where the koalas are.
What is your dream job?
Being a professor, after I retire from my career at Procter and Gamble.
What is your definition of a one-night stand?
If I see you walking down Main St. at 8am in your clothes from the night before or a shacker outfit.
Tell us a story about your most embarrassing moment with a girl.
I called a girl that lived in my dorm Headband at a party and then she started flipping out and screaming at me in the middle of Main Street. Then two weeks later we were stuck in a taxi together.
What would it take for a girl to get a callback?
She has to be funny, pretty, to like koala bears (even better if she resembles a koala bear), similar interests, and motivated or ambitious.
What are 3 big NO-NO’s that girls do that drive you crazy?
1. Girls who are conceited and stuck up.
2. If they don’t dress nicely or don’t take care of themselves.
3. When girls are just looking for attention or fake.
What type of girls interest you?
All the qualities my girlfriend has-smart, beautiful, and a great head on her shoulders.
Would you rather have a homebody or a party girl?
A homebody- is that a question?
At what age do you see yourself wanting to settle down? And why do you think that’s the perfect age to do so?
I want to be engaged/married by 25 and then begin having kids around 27. I think that after 27 you’re usually established in your career and you have more priority in your family than going out.
Are you a boob guy or a butt guy?
Like the great Nicki Minaj once said… “Ass, Ass, Ass, Ass..”
If you could do anything you wanted, how would you propose to your lucky bride-to-be?
I can’t give anyone my ideas, it’s a secret my girlfriend might be reading this.
What would you call the relationship between you and a girl before you’re officially dating?
I mean I asked my girlfriend to be my girlfriend three times before she said yes (smh). But I would call it being ‘exclusive’.
How long does it usually take for you to want to date a girl?
Depends on the girl, but once she’s met all my standards and I can see us having a future.
What puts a girl in the friend-zone?
If I can’t see myself having a future with her.
Being completely honest, what does a typical “guys night” consist of?Sitting around a bonfire, drinking and talking about bro stuff.
Do you consider yourself a momma’s boy or dad’s buddy?
Momma’s boy but I’m my dad’s only son.
What do you consider cheating?
Any physical interactions with a male/female.
Why do you think people cheat?
Because they’re unhappy in their relationships