The election is right around the corner on November 8th and collegiettes, like ourselves, are having to make the big decision of who to vote for. Â Do we vote for Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump or someone else? Or, the best option, something else? Â Here is a list of things that we would much rather vote for than Donald Trump for president in 2016. Â
1. An Origami Swan
A bit flimsy, a lot time consuming, but this swan has never made a vulgar comment.
2. A Dirty SockÂ
I mean it smells, but even it thinks the wall is a bad idea.Â
3. A Bent Paperclip
It’ll hold your papers together and it will NEVERÂ discriminate.Â
4. A Sopping Used Tissue
I wouldn’t touch it, but it did it’s job, and it did it right.Â
5. A Chewed-on Pencil Eraser
Yeah, it’s seen better days, but so have American politics.Â
6. A Moldy Strawberry
At one point that moldy strawberry was probably delicious, and it didn’t even have to take a small loan of a million dollars to be that way.
7. Glasses with no Lenses
They won’t fix anything but they also won’t deport anyone.
8. A PoptartÂ
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It’ll only negatively affect your health, not anyone else’s, and it’ll taste good.Â
9. A DVD of School of Rock
It showcases a true role model for American citizens.
10. A Bobble-head of the Ninth Doctor from Doctor Who!
Maybe we can time travel our way out of this election?Â
11. Half a Pair of ScissorsÂ
Not super useful. But also not in kahoots with Russia.Â
12. A Photograph of Obama
He’s not leaving. He’s not.Â
13. A Tacky, Itchy Christmas Sweater
You’ll be warm and you’ll understand climate change is actually a thing.Â
14. Stephen King’s Latest Tweets
He doesn’t just write horror. He sometimes comments on it when it rears its ugly head in the real world.Â
15. A History Textbook
If we’re lucky the name Trump will never grace these pages.Â
This election you have the choice of who you vote for and #OurVoteCounts. Â For more information on voter registration, visit the #OurVoteCounts website, or for each candidates platform visit their specific websites.
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