This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Cal Poly chapter.
1. “Wooo its Friday night! Time to get my party on!”
2. “I have to walk HOW far!?”
3. “All this walking will burn the calories I’m about to drink, right?”
4. “The party has arrived! Bring out the boys!”
5. “…It’s a girl’s night…every night…”
6. “Oh, well! At least there’s wine. A wine bag. Close enough.”
7. “Sh*t! This tastes like old grape juice and nail polish remover!”
9. “Oh, well…there are always boys at VGs….”
10. “…And a breakfast burrito doesn’t sound too horrible, either.”