This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Cal Poly chapter.
There are very few certainties in life, but there are some things we can always count on: death, taxes, and… developing a crush on the cute guy you sit next to in class. Whether he’s an Aaron Samuels or a Kevin G., you’ll be stuttering like Cady Heron in math class in no time.
- My crush isn’t that bad.
- I totally have this under control.
- I mean, I only Facebook stalked him like three times yesterday.
- I bet he doesn’t even look that cute today.
- He’s pretty average, actually.
- I wonder when he’s getting to class?
- Oh. My. God.
- No.
- I was so wrong – he’s gorgeous.
- Why did I ever doubt my taste in guys?
- Is this how Cady Heron felt about Aaron Samuels?
- Why does he look so cute today?
- I mean, he’s fine.
- But…
- That smirk.
- And those eyes.
- His hair looks like he just woke up… And it’s still perfect.
- Holy crap, what’s wrong with me?
- Do I ever think of anything other than guys?
- No… The answer is definitely no.
- He’s not even my type.
- Why does he smell good?
- There’s really no reason why he should.
- He’s probably been walking around all day and hasn’t taken a shower since last night.
- SO WHY AM I LEANING CLOSER TO HIM??
- Oh god.
- Move away.
- Control yourself, girl.
- Okay cool, just focus on taking notes.
- You’re here for an education, dammit.
- Just focus, don’t look over… don’t look over… don’t look over…
- Wow you’re doing so well…
- Let’s get an A in this class!
- You got this!
- Do do dooo do do dooo taking notes yeahhhh do do doooo
- Wait.
- Do I even understand any of this? What problem are we on?
- Shit, what chapter are we on?
- I’m completely lost, but at least my handwriting is nice.
- I really need to stop focusing on guys; my grades are hurting.
- Wait.
- Did he just nudge me?
- HE TOTALLY JUST NUDGED ME.
- It’s like we share some kind of inside joke.
- I mean, we’re practically married now, right?
- Oh my lanta, get it together, girl.
- You should move seats next time and actually pay attention.
- Well, it would kind of throw off the unspoken seating chart everyone has already picked out…
- And I shouldn’t derail the entire class because of my own selfish needs, right?
- Maybe I’ll just get better grades next quarter…