Meet Lovable Future Doctor Michael Kramer

Meet the handsome Michael Kramer! This future doctor is sure to win your heart with his lovability and constant humor.

Year and Major: Second Year Psychology Major with a Dance Minor and Biology Minor

From: Temecula, CA

Relationship Status: Eligible Bachelor (He’s pretty lonely.)

HC: What are you involved with on campus?

I am on the orientation team for New Student and Transitions Programs. My position is called a facilitator, and my job is to take the future WOW leaders currently in training and teach them what skills they need to become successful WOW leaders for the Week of Welcome.

I’ll be working on that next quarter, along with my 18 units, so that’s going to be like a party. But no one will be there except for me.

I’m also a part of a professional social fraternity called Alpha Rho Chi, which is an architecture fraternity. Normally that doesn’t make any sense for a psychology major, but I’ve always been interested in architecture, and joined it. Why not have the best of both worlds!

HC: Is there something that most people don’t know about you?

I always Snapchat my friends when I’m pooping. That’s a big one. But also I can do bird noises with my hands, as I will now demonstrate. *He proceeds to demonstrate various bird noises*.

HC: Top Three Favorite Movies?

1.      The Fall. It’s an indie film that no one has ever heard of.

2.      Pans Labyrinth

3.      Open to suggestions

HC: Where do you see yourself in ten years?

I’ll be done with medical school and hopefully married with children. If I’m not married I will have children anyway. I’ll be a medical doctor with an adopted child.

HC: Give us the title of your autobiography.

How to Skate Through Your Child’s Life without Actually Trying. It’s going to be a play-off of How to Succeed in Business without Really Trying.

HC: What is the most attractive quality a woman can have?

Be funny! If I give you sass, dish it right back to me. Physically the most attractive quality is facial symmetry. I’m a psychology major. It’s a proven fact that that is attractive.

HC: What is your ideal date?

I want a date where I plan half of it and she plans the other half, because when it’s up to me I always over play it and scare people away. I would organize a cute picnic, and she would take us to an outdoor concert where we end up looking at stars afterward, and I kiss her on the cheek. Oh, and then she would actually call me back.

HC: If you got to sing one song on American Idol what would it be?

I’ve been practicing Stay With Me by Sam Smith and it’s been going pretty well. Or I would sing Broadway Here I Come from Smash.

HC: What should be on everybody’s SLO Bucket List?

You should jump off of the pier in Pismo naked at least once while it’s dark outside. You just have to.

HC: What SLO restaurant could you eat at for the rest of your life?

Urbane Café. I would eat there every day and get the Southwest Chicken Sandwich. 

HC: If you could teach a class at Cal Poly what would it be? 

If I taught a real class it would be a neuropsychology class, but if I got to make one up it would probably be “how to know enough about sports to not look dumb”.

HC: Some inspiring words?

I was watching one of those Kid President videos and he said “life is tough, but so are you”. I really like that.

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