1. You have options– Want plain cheese on Monday but pepperoni on Saturday? No problem. You don’t have to settle for one single kind of pizza because your options are endless. Don’t limit yourself. Throw some pineapple pieces on a slice and see what happens.
2. It’s consistent– Pizza will always be there for you, through drunk eating after dancing on the TOPO couch and rainy nights filled with Netflix and a warm blanket. Wiz Khalifa said it best (I’m pretty sure it was about the pizza delivery man) “Whenever you need me, whenever want me. You know you can call me, I’ll be there shortly.”
3. Feelings are always mutual– Don’t worry about using the ‘L’ word too soon. Pizza loves you as much as you love it.
4. It’s still good the morning after– Hot or cold, that cheesy slice of heaven will always be equally satisfying. I’m not sure I can say the same for a bed head hung-over boy.
5. The more the merrier– Just one slice? No way. There will be no judgments if you decide that you want to eat five slices of pizza in one sitting. Pizza is a gift that just keeps on giving.