Introducing the Top Ten Life Lessons to Learn from Corinne, because “The Bachelor” brings new meaning to “reality” TV.
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1. Be bold and brave.
“I didn’t go into this photoshoot with no clothes. I was daring enough to actually have clothes, then take them off.”
Strive to be *this* brave.
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2. Be straightforward with what you want.
“Can I interrupt you guys? I’m interrupting you.”
Hey, there’s no question about what you want.
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3. Be modest.
“I wanna get a boob job, but like, a tiny one.”
Need I explain?
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4. Find inspiration in those who came before you.
“Michael Jordan took naps. Abraham Lincoln took naps.”
Don’t blame me, okay? They did it too.
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5. Remind people of your qualifications.
“Listen, I’m not an idiot. I run a multimillion-dollar company!”
Never let anyone mistake you for an idiot.
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6. Be honest, always.
“I’m not going to be fake or lie or anything like that.”
Don’t do anything like that.
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7. Have good character.
“I’m a good person. I’m not just saying that.”
It’s about character, not reputation.
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8. Communicate your emotions.
“I’m like, angry”
Just be clear, ya know?
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9. Treat your friends well, but your nanny better.
“I wouldn’t even let my nanny do farm chores.”
It’s all about respect.
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10. Have confidence.
“My heart is gold, but my vagine is platinum.”
Yes, even if it’s about that.