Now that Halloween is over, it’s time to focus on the future… *cough* *cough* Thanksgiving… who said that? Regardless of what your future hold for the rest of the year, here are 10 thoughts that you have after All Hallows’ Eve.
1. I now have to wait a whole year before it is socially acceptable to put on a costume and walk around asking for free candy.
2. Just kidding — I think I was too old for it to be socially acceptable this year.
3. I probably shouldn’t have bought four costumes considering the fact I wore them once…
4. *looks at Instagrams of you and your squad SLAYING in your costumes* “DAMN. We looked hot.”
5. Didn’t get any trick-or-treaters and I don’t want all this candy to go to waste so…
6. I probably shouldn’t have eaten all of those mini Snickers either…
7. Of course the day after Halloween I think of 10 insanely clever costume ideas.
8. Who’s going to CVS for all the clearance candy?
9. Do I hear Christmas carols playing?
10. …wait… if Halloween is over that means…