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Why are midterms in a “season”?
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It makes the word “season” so threatening.
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It’s not PSL season, it’s tornado season.
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Where are all my syllabuses?
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Is it syllabi?
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Midterms from week 5 to week 14?!
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Why didn’t past-me read these during syllabus week?
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Because syllabus week is pointless, duh.
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Why do I have three midterm exams in one week?
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Why do I have three midterm exams in one class?
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I miss just having two days of midterms in high school.
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No, you don’t miss high school; you’re not that person.
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Finals week is so much more ideal.
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No, it’s not. I take that back.
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I’ve spent ten minutes studying, time to reward myself with two hours of phone time.
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I’ve opened and closed Instagram six times in a row, no new pictures.
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This is a sign.
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Get to work, you can do this!
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Why don’t I know any of the info on the study guide?
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Oh it’s because I went to this class 40% of the time.
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How could I have let future-me down like this?
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Can I overdose on caffeine?
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Why isn’t Starbucks 24 hours?
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I need comfort food.
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I’m sorry, brain food. Same thing.
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I have to go through this for the next nine weeks ohmygodohmygodohmygod.
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I’m sacrificing parties and sleep when I could just get my grade up when finals roll around.
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If I bomb this midterm and the second midterm and the third and fourth midterms…could I still pass this course?
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Oh, I’d need 167% on the final.
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I need to save future-me the headache.
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Study now, ace these midterms!
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My bed looks so inviting.
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Maybe if I study in the library I’ll retain information better.
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Being surrounded by books makes me smarter. Right?
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I think I read somewhere that students perform on tests better if they study the same information in multiple places.
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But walking to a different place will cut into my study time.
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Thinking is cutting into my study time.
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My study time is cutting into my sleep time.
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If I went to sleep right at this second I’d get two hours and forty-three minutes of sleep and have six minutes to get ready and four minutes to cram before class starts.
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Why aren’t scantrons and green books included in my tuition?
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Where’s that textbook I spent $234.68 on?
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How could I have not even read the first chapter?
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I can do six chapters in a night.
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Or I could wait two weeks for the next midterm exam and do the eleven chapters then.
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One bad grade doesn’t measure my worth.
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Just my ability to graduate on time.
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Hey, C’s get degrees.
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My parents would be so disappointed if they heard me say that.
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Is it too late to drop out and kick start a million-dollar idea?
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Think bigger girl.
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Billion-dollar idea.
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Well I can’t think of anything for now so I might as well use this time studying.
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No, I need to live in the moment.
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Studying isn’t making me happy and it isn’t getting me anywhere right now.
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This is just a midterm. It’s not a final. It’s not the end.
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I have too many of these to cram for all of them.
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I still have time to drop the credits if I crash and burn on every single midterm…
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I’ll rethink some studying strategies when finals week arrives.
This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Chapman chapter.