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Attempting to do any work
“Percentage-wise, it is 100% easier not to do things than to do them.”
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Thinking about when you graduate
“2029? That’s not a real year. By 2029, I’ll drinking moon juice with President Jonathan Taylor Thomas.”
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Discussion sections
“College is just your opinion. Just you raising your hand and being like, ‘I think Emily Dickinson’s a lesbian.’ And they’re like, ‘Partial credit.’”
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Getting late night fries
“Sometimes, when people order fries they act like it’s a little adventure. They’ll be like, should we get a plate of fries for the table? Should we do it? Should we- should we share some fries?”
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Meeting new people
“And I didn’t know her well enough by then to be like, “Hey, what kind of a person are you?’”