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What is the minimum amount of time that I need to stay here?
2. This elliptical has such a nice view of the gym. Look at all these people in the pit lifting weights. Wait! …dang, they all caught me staring.
3. Everyone is watching me struggle.
4. There are no mats…well I guess I’ll just skip abs today.
5. That girl has a six pack….how is that possible? She doesn’t even need the mats. Ugh now I can’t skip.
6. I am going to fall off this treadmill and die.
7. How long do I need to run to burn off the Harcombe cookies I just ate?
8. Maybe none of my friends will notice if I leave early.
9. Spring break is coming up I really shouldn’t try to leave.
10. But when I get a glimpse of myself in the mirror.
11. I need to go shopping for cuter workout clothes.
12. Wait my wallet/bank account can’t afford Under Armor. Old free t-shirts are good too.
13. When I have no energy but then my favorite song comes on.
14. I am making a solid effort not to sing out loud.
15. I’m going to choke on my hair…maybe I should just do a bun.
16. But then I realize that I actually look good with a ponytail.
17. Wait but why are there guys in the woman’s workout room?
18. Wait but why are there children in the gym? You do not need to be buff when you’re eight.
19. I should take a snapchat so people know I’m here and getting healthy.
20. No, wait, my face looks like a red tomato. I’ll just take one of my shoes.
21. Why do all the guys look so buff here?
22. I walked across campus today…maybe I can do two sets instead of three.
23. Ice cream sounds delicious right now.
24. Stop! You’re at the gym you can’t think about ice cream!
25. But, most of all, I am going to look so good for Spring Break.